Going through Amber’s nail polish
Me: Love my nails, for that deep wet look
Amber: Wet n’ Wild, Mega Last
Me: Brilliant Finish
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Amber: awww.. Insta-Dry
Judge: Does the prisoner understand his rights?
Interpreter: Entiende usted sus derechos?
Prisoner: Pa’l carajo!
Interpreter: Yes. —
Interpreter: Entiende usted sus derechos?
Prisoner: Pa’l carajo!
Interpreter: Yes. —
“Mariano Explains Yanqui Colonialism to Judge Collings”
Martin Espada
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